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What do you do when your old tattoo starts to lose its luster? Whether it’s faded, you weren’t happy with the image to begin with, or you just want a new piece of ink there, you’ve come to the right place.

Meet Doodle, he’s been a client here for almost three years.  He’s had several services performed here, and he’s always been happy with his results. He’s here today to walk you through his most recent experience with us to give you a better idea of what it is we do here. This is his latest “issue” we’ve had to handle – a pirate ship tattoo that he didn’t care for much anymore.

Old, lame tattoo

Old, lame tattoo

Now, Doodle fully recognizes that choosing a tattoo design is an important decision not to be taken lightly, but sometimes he just gets so caught up in a fun idea that he gets a random tattoo and then needs to come to us to take care of it. So apart from this tattoo being not quite what he really wanted on his arm, it’s also faded a little bit, and some parts are quite a bit darker than he wanted. No worries – that’s what we’re here for.

Laser tattoo removal!

Laser tattoo removal!

Presenting our state of the art laser tattoo removal system! We use regular old scotch tape the latest technology in our laser treatment. And don’t let this example fool you, we can remove any size tattoo on nearly any part of the body with ease so long as we have plenty of tape.

Peel that sucker off!

Peel that sucker off!

It’s a fairly quick process, and the tape laser removal film peels the old tattoo off with incredible ease.

Sometimes it's nice to take one more look at your old tattoo

Sometimes it’s nice to take one more look at your old tattoo

Some clients even choose to keep that initial piece of tape laser removal film as a way to remember their old tattoo. We don’t professionally recommend it, just because that’s gross, but it is kind of fun to see the tattoo in almost-complete form on the small piece of tape laser removal film.

None of the process hurts at all!

None of the process hurts at all!

As you can clearly see, Doodle is perfectly comfortable and happy during the whole procedure. There’s nothing painful or intimidating about any of the process. Even fidgety or jumpy people could benefit from our services.

Doodle is even certified to work here.

Here’s Doodle peeling off the last layer of laser removal film

And because there is absolutely no training involved minimal certification required, sometimes clients can even take part in some of the removal process.

Whoa!  Where'd it go?

Whoa! Where’d it go?

It is common to experience unexpected feeling of joy, remorse, or confusion once the process is complete and the original tattoo is completely taken off. We do have grief counselors on call should the need arise.

Pick out a new design

Pick out a new design

Unlike many other laser tattoo removal facilities, we also have a fully equipped tattoo shop on the grounds where you can get temporary tattoos from the dollar store custom pieces of art if you would like a new tattoo where your old one was.

Count to 30!

Count to 30!

Our tattoo artists are professional and experienced, always operating in the kitchen or bathroom very sterile rooms.

And 3, 2, 1.

And 3, 2, 1.

It is such an exciting experience seeing your new tattoo for the first time. We know you’ll be so pleased with your results that we even offer a 200% money-back guarantee if you are in any way unhappy with any of our services.

Check out my new tattoo!

Check out my new tattoo!

As you can see, Doodle is very pleased with our work here today.

I do good work, I know.

I do good work, I know.

The entire procedure you’ve seen here today was done by yours truly in less than five minutes. We take pride in the quality of work we do here, but we also recognize your need to get back to your busy day, so we work as quickly as we can to get you everything you need. If you have any questions, or if you’d like to make an appointment, just comment here and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.

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4 responses »

  1. Your level of professionalism is impressive! I think I’d get inked if I had someone like you (and Doodle) do it for me!

    And BTW, his eyes are redonk. I think I might fall in! ;D

  2. Pingback: Spam (No, Not the Mystery Meat) and Crackers | Stay at Home Trauma

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